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Tofu's Secret Place!  

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H e l l o   e v e r y b o d y .  

Welcome to my S e c r e t  World. 

If you are here . . .  then congratulations

You have cracked the code (so far . .  he he he he)

Let's start with some lovely photos with me in them 

(oh, as well as some other less important people too)

so let's go . . . . btw, is this writing too small?

well too bad . . he he he!

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? . . . . Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! . . . . If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? . . . .

 

 

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Your wish is my command!Your wish is my command!

 

This is me in my up-coming film

"Creature from the Blue Lagoon"

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? . . .

 

 

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Purrrrr!    Purrrrr!    Purrrrr!    Purrrrr!    Purrrrr!

Barry and me on tour

This is one of me and Barry somewhere,

probably Iceland. Brrrrr!!!

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? . . . .

 

 

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let's get physical, physical. 

 I wanna get physical, lets get into physical. 

let me hear you body talk, your body talk . . .

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? . . Where's that extra penny going to? . . . .

 

 

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 Aaaah Tibet . . . . . . . .

my home away from home!    

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 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? . . .

 

 

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? . . . . . . . . . .    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? . . . . . .

 

"Tofu Abstract #1" - Artist unknown    

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What disease did cured ham actually have? . . . .

 

 

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"Between me and myself . . .  

there's a whole lot of love" - Tofu    

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? . . . . . 

 

 

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 Ode to a sea creature

by Tofu

Oh sea creature . . . .  

Lovely sea creature, 

How I want to eat you,

How I want to wrap you in a blanket

And call you my child, my baby!

Slurp, slurp, slurp!

Swallow, fuck, fart!

Oh sea creature . . . .  

Swim away to another place,

To another day!

 

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? . . . .

 

 

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? . . . . 

 

 

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. . . .

 

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? . . . .

 

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Pop goes the Tofu!

"Tofu Pop Art #1" - Artist unknown    

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? . . . .

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