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Let's start with some lovely photos with me in them (oh, as well as some other less important people too) so let's go . . . .


This is me in my up-coming film
"Creature from the Blue Lagoon"

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This is one of me and Barry somewhere,
probably Iceland. Brrrrr!!!

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let's get physical, physical.
I wanna get physical, lets get into physical.
let me hear you body talk, your body talk . . .

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Aaaah Tibet . . . . . . . .
my home away from home!

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"Tofu Abstract #1" - Artist unknown

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"Between me and myself . . .
there's a whole lot of love" - Tofu

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Ode to a sea creature
by Tofu
Oh sea creature . . . .
Lovely sea creature,
How I want to eat you,
How I want to wrap you in a blanket
And call you my child, my baby!
Slurp, slurp, slurp!
Swallow, fuck, fart!
Oh sea creature . . . .
Swim away to another place,
To another day!
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"Tofu Pop Art #1" - Artist unknown

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FIND THE REAL TOFU EGG PUZZLE |
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Wanna test your luck? Simply click on a spinning egg below and see if it is the correct one where I have hidden a surprise. Just to help you, here is a clue that will help you crack it.
"when you are freed from being a bum and you are one step away from being correct" |
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