Welcome to TOFU in the Spotlight! (where it's all about me!)          Let's start with some lovely photos with me in them  (oh, as well as some other less important people too) so let's go . . . .   This is me in my up-coming film "Creature from the Blue Lagoon" Why does a round pizza come in a square box? . . .                     This is one of me and Barry somewhere, probably Iceland. Brrrrr!!! Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? . . . .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               let's get physical, physical.   I wanna get physical, lets get into physical.  let me hear you body talk, your body talk . . . Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? . . Where's that extra penny going to? . . . .      Aaaah Tibet . . . . . . . . my home away from home!      How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? . . .     Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? . . . . . . . . . .    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? . . . . . .   "Tofu Abstract #1" - Artist unknown     What disease did cured ham actually have? . . . .       "Between me and myself . . .   there's a whole lot of love" - Tofu     How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? . . . . .                 Ode to a sea creature by Tofu Oh sea creature . . . .   Lovely sea creature,  How I want to eat you, How I want to wrap you in a blanket And call you my child, my baby! Slurp, slurp, slurp! Swallow, fuck, fart! Oh sea creature . . . .   Swim away to another place, To another day!        Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? . . . .                         If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? . . . .      Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. . . .   Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? . . . .     "Tofu Pop Art #1" - Artist unknown     Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? . . . .     FIND THE REAL TOFU EGG PUZZLE   Wanna test your luck?  Simply click on a spinning egg below and see if it is the correct one where I have hidden a surprise. Just to help you, here is a clue that will help you crack it.  "when you are freed from being a bum and you are one step away from being correct"